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Humorous Medical Abbreviations


Some of the humorous acronyms and abbreviations found written on people's hospital notes. If you would like to submit a humorous acronym or abbreviation to us, please visit our feedback page.

ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor.

ADR - Ain't Doin' Right.

ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased).

ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them.

CTD - Circling The Drain.

DAAD - Dead As A Doornail.

DRT - Dead Right There.

ETK(T)M - Every Test Known To Man.

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom.

FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent.

FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything.

FLD - Funny Looking Dad.

FLK - Funny Looking Kid.

FOS - Full Of ... Stool.

FTD - Fixing To Die.

FTF - Failure To Fly.

FLGD - Familial lack of Genetic Diversity.

FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems).

GOK - God Only Knows.

GFPO - Good For Parts Only.

GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys).

GLM - Good Looking Mum.

GMAGAR - Get Me A Gun And Run (abbreviated to GAR).

GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room / Grand Old Man of the Emergency Room.

GTO - Gomer Tip Over.

HHH - Triple H enema - High, Hot, and a Hell of alot.

LGFD - Looks Good From Door.

LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress.

LOLTWO - Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out.

MFC - Measure For Coffin.

NFS - Normal For Swindon.

O2T - Oxygen Thief.

ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road.

PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside.

PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis.

PITA - Pain In The A**.

PJAR - Person Just Ain't Right.

SALT - Same As Last Time.

SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk.

SWAG - Scientific, Wild-A** Guess.

TBW - Tossed By Wave.

TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy.

TEON - Two Eyes One Nose.

TMB - Too Many Birthdays.

TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot.

TSS - Tinted Specs Positive.

TTGA - Told To Go Away.

TUBE - Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

VIPIA - Very Important Pain In the A**.

WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.


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